Trump Visited by Three Ghosts

On the night of his inauguration, Trump was visited by three ghosts.

Early in the night, FDR appeared. When Trump asked him how he could make America great, FDR replied, “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face soured, and he yelled, “FAKE NEWS!”

A few hours later, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asked, “How can I make America great again?” Washington replied, “I would suggest you never tell a lie,” which infuriated Trump.

Around three in the morning, he was visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, Trump asked, “How can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responded, “Go to the Ford Theater.”