A Rabbi, a Hindu Priest, and Donald Trump

A Rabbi, a Hindu priest, and Donald Trump were traveling across the country when their car broke down late at night.

With no cell service available, they walked along a dark country road, hoping to find a place to stay for the night. They stopped at a farmhouse and knocked on the door. The farmer opened the door and asked them how he could help.

They told the farmer that their car had broken down and asked him if he had any rooms available for them to spend the night. The farmer said, “I sure do, but there’s only two beds. One of you will have to stay in the barn.”

The Rabbi said, “No problem. I’ll sleep in the barn.” He came back to the farmhouse fifteen minutes later and told Trump and the Hindu priest, “I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a pig in there, and Jews don’t eat pork, so I don’t want to sleep in the same place as a pig.” The Hindu priest said, “No problem. I’ll sleep in the barn.”

He came back fifteen minutes later. He said, “There’s a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred in my religion. I can’t sleep in the barn, either.”

Trump shook his head and said, “Okay. Fine. I’ll go sleep in the barn.” Thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the farmhouse door.

It was the pig and the cow.