Sick Day

George calls into work and says, “I can’t come to work today. I’m really sick. Got a headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I just can’t come to work.

His boss says, “You know something, George, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work. You should try that.”

Two hours later George calls his boss again. “I did what you said, and I feel great. I’ll be at work soon. You got a real nice house.”

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